Hooray for Friday!! And other misc. Capers!

1."Act bad, don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty!" -Janet Jackson "So Excited"
2.Ohh wee Janet DID IT AGAIN! Please cop the record
3.There is something going on with me and this damned Grocery store
4."Hello, I just wanted to tell you,you're beautiful"
5.Short guy in the parking lot at Albertson's.
6.Seen Dre (mr inconito) on aisle 6...
7."Hey what's up!"
8.Me: Oh! You're talking to me...
9."Well, I've been busy working, plus I really can't call
women from this phone because my mom checks the numbers.
The phone is not in my name, but text me. Maybe we can hang out"
10.Me: *Laughing at this clown* No thanks, if you wanted to talk
to me you'd have called. If you weren't feeling me, then you should
have just said it.. ( I walked away)
11.WTF? he is 25 and his momma checks the phone?? Get the fuck outta here!
**in my best Eddie Murphy voice**
12. Eric invited me to Speak some knowledge tonite..
13.You know I hate stages.. although I live on one in reality
14. I seen a crack head yesterday with a blue shower cap on and some daisy dukes
15.She said I was pretty....
16.makes u wonder huh? LMAO
17.the crush has manifested itself in a real way... REAL WAY
18. "Got it like I like it and I feel the need to say
Baby it's forever and I really mean to
Make you feel as special as I see you baby"- Janet Jackson~~ With you.
19.Back to school night was Wednesday
20.Len and I made the trip around our son's classes and introducing ourselves to the
teachers.
21.It was so weird even doing this with him because I've never had him involved before.
22.My son is the official, "Ladies Man"
23.My god what have I created
24."I met him when I was a
Little girl, he gave me
He gave me poetry
And he was my first" Common/Erykah- Love of my life
25.I never would've imagined something so beautiful could have come
from pure lust.
26.My son is truly MY LIFE and very existence for being
27."Unsure of what the balance held
I touched my belly overwhelmed
By what I had been chosen to perform
But then an angel came one day
Told me to kneel down and pray
For unto me a man child would be born
Woe this crazy circumstance
I knew his life deserved a chance
But everybody told me to be smart" ~~Lauryn Hill~~ To Zion
28.Seems my little boy is turning into a little man
29.Had the "talk" with him the other day
30.He ran out of the room
31. I really tried to make it all commercial like, but I guess
it was just too embarrassing.
32.Whew! So glad it's Friday, I can't wait to...
33.SLEEP!
34.THE END