Hostile work environment

Chris is a short man, with little to nothing going for him except this job. He drives a 1989,convertible BMW, but acts as though it's a 2007 Lexus GS 450H. NOT.
To get a better idea of what I'm trying to describe:
Just think of Napoleon Bonapart (black), with a crooked eye and an over-sized head.
Yup! That about describes him. I've never liked him, although I've tolerated him.
I used to talk with him and even laugh at him ( he not knowing the joke was on him).
I even entertained conversations with him outside of work ( bad call)

Anyhow, this midget of a man has started some unnecessary DRAMA at my job. It all started with the arrival of a new girl, Kenitra. He was immediately attracted to her and began a full fledged campaign to win over her affections. Meanwhile, he's been intimate with another co-worker, Tiffany, who, for some strange reason, is in love with this clown. And while I'm on the subject of co-workers, he has 2 other females he deals with in 2 other departments.. I really wish I had a picture of this clown... because ONCE you see him, you will find yourself asking, WHY? WHY? Well, trouble was on the horizon once everyone found out about the other. Kenitra had no interest in the guy at all... But she carried on outside of work with him, thus encouraging his pursuit.

Tiffany sat in the back row and cried.. and I was in the middle of the crusade. He was trying to get close to me to get close to Kenitra. Then there's Kai, Kenitra's Ex, whom I like and Chris is jealous of ( I mean, Kai is gorgeous). Well, Chris went around telling the likes of me, and anyone else who would listen that Kai was jealous of him because he was taking Kenitra out to lunch on occassion (NOT A GOOD IDEA) Kai Finds out and confronts Kenitra. She's upset. She confronts Chris. Chris is feeling real dumb ( several insults later courtersy of Kenitra)... So.. who gets blamed... ME OF COURSE. What better way to take the light out of your face and shine it somewhere else than to place the blame on someone else.

I had nothing to do with this. Yes, I talk to Kai and Kenitra and Tiffany, but I didn't divulge the information. Kai heard about it from someone else and mentioned it to me.. Now, Chris is attemtpting to come in between Tiffany and I... telling her I was talking behind her back. He said she shouldn't speak to me period. She then sends this e-mail to me :
I have to ask you something. I hate doing this, but I don't like being lied on.

Someone told me that you told someone that I had sex in the car with Mikey that night when we went out to Long Beach, and that I was very nice, or seemed nice but in reality I was a ho. This person that said you told them is someone that I don't talk to outside of work, or even at work, so I am wondering how they would know about us going out that night, unless it came from the mouth of someone that was there that night.
I didn't have sex with Mikey in the car that night, we were kissing because I had a little too much to drink, but I was not that drunk to where I would do that. I don't want to accuse anyone, but I don't like when things are assumed about me, or anyone else, and not going straight to the horse's mouth for the information.

I hope you don't take this the wrong way. I am just trying to find out what was said, because maybe that person mis-understood. Or maybe you thought we had sex in the car, but we didn't. That is not cool, and I would not do that.

Lets talk about this so that we can squash any rumors that are currently floating out there about me.




Ok... here is my response...



LMAO.. really I SAID u had sex in a car with Mikey.. or Chris asked me did u have sex with Mikey and I told him I didn't know.. I told him that I couldn't confirm or deny it becuase I didnt know.. and actually there is NOT one other person that has EVER asked me about you or mikey ... so no need to beat around the bush.. but u know what I think... I think you and Chris deserve each other.. yes I said u kissed him, but sex was not mentioned... the only person who has ever mentioned that is Aaron.. not me because I didn't know...and the reason this even came up was in reference to what you told chris about your history.. this is really funny.. but see, I could care less whether u or him are my friend or like me.. because I never called u a HOE.. as I said to him directly... that I would never recommend telling my business to any man.. period and being that u have been very sheltered... it's not uncommon to date around.. hoe was never mentioned.. I did mention that i think you should be careful because your very nice and that can lead to getting taken advantage of.... I really have no desire to involved in a bunch of drama or lies.. because truth be told ... he was doing all of the talking and basically PROBED ME until I finally discussed it with him. I didnt call Chris up volunteering your business...
and although it would be quite amusing to see how he would react if I let the cat out of the bag.... I will let it ride.. because I am much mature than that... and I have better things to do... Like I said I have no problem telling u exactly what was said....




SO WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID, I AM SO READY TO KICK THIS FOOL IN THE HEAD. BUT I WILL REMAIN CALM, MATURE AND IN CONTROL. He is BLANTANTLY lying and spreading rumors that are not true...