Observations.. What I see

So I'm laughing again...
This week seemed to drag on.. blah blah blah blah! But as always I've managed to find some humor in everyday life. Let's start with yesterday. I'm on my way to work, I get off the freeway and I see a big sign drapped in front of Weinersnitzel... OPEN FOR BREAKFAST! First thought, "Who the HELL eats chili dogs for breakfast?" So, me, curious George, decides to drive in for a closer look. I get in the drive-thru and take a look at the menu... eggs, bacon, croissants? WTF? All I have to say is I don't buy it... Stick to what you're good at.... CHILI DOGS...

I'm finally at work, settled in... then Kenitra asks if I want to go to the cafe... I don't have any cash, but decide to go anyway ( i mean, who turns down a free meal?) We're walking and all of a sudden I hear Madonna " Get into the groove, boy you've got to prove your love to me,....yeaaaa"... WTFFFFFFFFF! We get to the stop sign and see a man, not just any MAN! More like a 70ish man, on a bike... not just ANY BIKE.. a three wheeler with a helmet on and a flag. This fool has a boom box strapped to the back of the bike. I fell out. And for anyone that doesn't KNOW me... I laugh LOUD! Kenitra is like, you've never seen him before... helll nawwww!



I swear I'm NOT lying...
Wednesday night was super busy for me... (oh yea, SUPER is my new word for 07) After picking up Quin I ended up in Burlington Coat Factory... Opps WRONG PLACE FOR ME TO BE WITH MY CC. I didn't do too bad, I only spent $70... Ok, so the boy is SUPER hungry... he's damned near ready to pass out and bored as hell watching me shop! (hey he better learn to like it now because it won't get any easier when he grows up! lol) It's almost 8:30 and still need to get to the gym, so I decided to hit up Yoshinoya... as it doesn't compromise my health conscious ways.. LMAO!! We get inside and I run to the bathroom.... I come out and there is some guy talking to my son... Then he turns to me and says, "I got a high yella sista look just like you, cept she short! She mean too, like to fight!" Then he proceeds to demonstrate with his fists how she throws her punches. He had to be about 6 ft tall, my color and he only had two teeth in his mouth. The entire time I was on the phone with Trechelle... so please believe I am NOT making this shit up for fun.... Anyhow, he goes on to tell me his sister is married to Snoops uncle, Junebug..... he said he's been knowing Snoop since he was quin's size.... then he starts naming off all of Snoops brother's, Bing, Jerry... ect. ect... I'm trying my damnedest to ignore this clown, but he's drunk and relentless! I start walking to my car and he's following me... so I start fucking with him....I'm repeating everything he says.... so he tells me, "Your boy look like you, but he got his daddy's legs... yea he got his daddy legs and he act like him too...!" I asked him when was the last time he seen quin's daddy and he said, " I ain't! I just know!" I was cracking up! He looked at me and said," You a fine piece of work, yo husband is lucky! Now, give me a dollar fo some beer..." I fell out... but u know what, I gave his ass a dollar... cuz that shit was hella entertaining.... nothing better than a good laugh!



Well, it's a new weekend... I've already hit the gym this morning... getting ready to clean my house and head out.. It's going down tonight.... where will u be? Life's too short.. and in the words of my beautiful cousin, Kristin... Live, Laugh, Love... and no more fucking velour, short sets big gurls.... lotion those thighs... LOL LOL

PEACE!