Hooray for Friday!! And other misc. Capers!

1."Act bad, don't hurt me, look sexy, talk dirty!" -Janet Jackson "So Excited"
2.Ohh wee Janet DID IT AGAIN! Please cop the record
3.There is something going on with me and this damned Grocery store
4."Hello, I just wanted to tell you,you're beautiful"
5.Short guy in the parking lot at Albertson's.
6.Seen Dre (mr inconito) on aisle 6...
7."Hey what's up!"
8.Me: Oh! You're talking to me...
9."Well, I've been busy working, plus I really can't call
women from this phone because my mom checks the numbers.
The phone is not in my name, but text me. Maybe we can hang out"
10.Me: *Laughing at this clown* No thanks, if you wanted to talk
to me you'd have called. If you weren't feeling me, then you should
have just said it.. ( I walked away)
11.WTF? he is 25 and his momma checks the phone?? Get the fuck outta here!
**in my best Eddie Murphy voice**
12. Eric invited me to Speak some knowledge tonite..
13.You know I hate stages.. although I live on one in reality
14. I seen a crack head yesterday with a blue shower cap on and some daisy dukes
15.She said I was pretty....
16.makes u wonder huh? LMAO
17.the crush has manifested itself in a real way... REAL WAY
18. "Got it like I like it and I feel the need to say
Baby it's forever and I really mean to
Make you feel as special as I see you baby"- Janet Jackson~~ With you.
19.Back to school night was Wednesday
20.Len and I made the trip around our son's classes and introducing ourselves to the
teachers.
21.It was so weird even doing this with him because I've never had him involved before.
22.My son is the official, "Ladies Man"
23.My god what have I created
24."I met him when I was a
Little girl, he gave me
He gave me poetry
And he was my first" Common/Erykah- Love of my life
25.I never would've imagined something so beautiful could have come
from pure lust.
26.My son is truly MY LIFE and very existence for being
27."Unsure of what the balance held
I touched my belly overwhelmed
By what I had been chosen to perform
But then an angel came one day
Told me to kneel down and pray
For unto me a man child would be born
Woe this crazy circumstance
I knew his life deserved a chance
But everybody told me to be smart" ~~Lauryn Hill~~ To Zion
28.Seems my little boy is turning into a little man
29.Had the "talk" with him the other day
30.He ran out of the room
31. I really tried to make it all commercial like, but I guess
it was just too embarrassing.
32.Whew! So glad it's Friday, I can't wait to...
33.SLEEP!
34.THE END

Guess who this is for... here we go again!

JANET JACKSON lyrics - "With U"


www.OldieLyrics.com



Strangely I feel a connection with you babe
Oddly enough I crave for it to remain purely
More authentic than I've been used to
Surely this can't be something that's taboo cause you

Got it like I like it and I feel the need to say
Baby it's forever and I really mean to
Make you feel as special as I see you baby
Never have I ever been around someone
Who makes life so free and life so fun
And as crazy as it may sound, I ain't joking baby

[Chorus:]
Cause when I'm in those arms of yours
I'm so gone
The things I like
Can't tell me it's not right
When I'm with you
I lose myself and no one
Can make me do
What I can't wait to do when I'm with you

Really I get inspired off you baby
Truly I feel alive from you
And you're the only
No one else can duplicate you
I'd leave the one I have I know
It's sad but damn you

Got it like I like it and I feel the need
To say baby it's forever and I really mean to
Make you feel as special as I see you baby
Never have I been around someone
Who makes life so free and life so fun
And as crazy as it may sound I ain't joking baby

[Chorus]

The times that we've shared together
Are some of the best times of my life
I wish you were the one
I could be with forever

Cause when I'm with you
I don't want tomorrow to come
And if I had my way
I'd spend every day and night in your arms
So let me lay here
And feel what happiness feels like
And wish for it to last because
Tomorrow it's back to real life

Until then
I'll just keep dreaming

[Chorus]

Hostile work environment

Chris is a short man, with little to nothing going for him except this job. He drives a 1989,convertible BMW, but acts as though it's a 2007 Lexus GS 450H. NOT.
To get a better idea of what I'm trying to describe:
Just think of Napoleon Bonapart (black), with a crooked eye and an over-sized head.
Yup! That about describes him. I've never liked him, although I've tolerated him.
I used to talk with him and even laugh at him ( he not knowing the joke was on him).
I even entertained conversations with him outside of work ( bad call)

Anyhow, this midget of a man has started some unnecessary DRAMA at my job. It all started with the arrival of a new girl, Kenitra. He was immediately attracted to her and began a full fledged campaign to win over her affections. Meanwhile, he's been intimate with another co-worker, Tiffany, who, for some strange reason, is in love with this clown. And while I'm on the subject of co-workers, he has 2 other females he deals with in 2 other departments.. I really wish I had a picture of this clown... because ONCE you see him, you will find yourself asking, WHY? WHY? Well, trouble was on the horizon once everyone found out about the other. Kenitra had no interest in the guy at all... But she carried on outside of work with him, thus encouraging his pursuit.

Tiffany sat in the back row and cried.. and I was in the middle of the crusade. He was trying to get close to me to get close to Kenitra. Then there's Kai, Kenitra's Ex, whom I like and Chris is jealous of ( I mean, Kai is gorgeous). Well, Chris went around telling the likes of me, and anyone else who would listen that Kai was jealous of him because he was taking Kenitra out to lunch on occassion (NOT A GOOD IDEA) Kai Finds out and confronts Kenitra. She's upset. She confronts Chris. Chris is feeling real dumb ( several insults later courtersy of Kenitra)... So.. who gets blamed... ME OF COURSE. What better way to take the light out of your face and shine it somewhere else than to place the blame on someone else.

I had nothing to do with this. Yes, I talk to Kai and Kenitra and Tiffany, but I didn't divulge the information. Kai heard about it from someone else and mentioned it to me.. Now, Chris is attemtpting to come in between Tiffany and I... telling her I was talking behind her back. He said she shouldn't speak to me period. She then sends this e-mail to me :
I have to ask you something. I hate doing this, but I don't like being lied on.

Someone told me that you told someone that I had sex in the car with Mikey that night when we went out to Long Beach, and that I was very nice, or seemed nice but in reality I was a ho. This person that said you told them is someone that I don't talk to outside of work, or even at work, so I am wondering how they would know about us going out that night, unless it came from the mouth of someone that was there that night.
I didn't have sex with Mikey in the car that night, we were kissing because I had a little too much to drink, but I was not that drunk to where I would do that. I don't want to accuse anyone, but I don't like when things are assumed about me, or anyone else, and not going straight to the horse's mouth for the information.

I hope you don't take this the wrong way. I am just trying to find out what was said, because maybe that person mis-understood. Or maybe you thought we had sex in the car, but we didn't. That is not cool, and I would not do that.

Lets talk about this so that we can squash any rumors that are currently floating out there about me.




Ok... here is my response...



LMAO.. really I SAID u had sex in a car with Mikey.. or Chris asked me did u have sex with Mikey and I told him I didn't know.. I told him that I couldn't confirm or deny it becuase I didnt know.. and actually there is NOT one other person that has EVER asked me about you or mikey ... so no need to beat around the bush.. but u know what I think... I think you and Chris deserve each other.. yes I said u kissed him, but sex was not mentioned... the only person who has ever mentioned that is Aaron.. not me because I didn't know...and the reason this even came up was in reference to what you told chris about your history.. this is really funny.. but see, I could care less whether u or him are my friend or like me.. because I never called u a HOE.. as I said to him directly... that I would never recommend telling my business to any man.. period and being that u have been very sheltered... it's not uncommon to date around.. hoe was never mentioned.. I did mention that i think you should be careful because your very nice and that can lead to getting taken advantage of.... I really have no desire to involved in a bunch of drama or lies.. because truth be told ... he was doing all of the talking and basically PROBED ME until I finally discussed it with him. I didnt call Chris up volunteering your business...
and although it would be quite amusing to see how he would react if I let the cat out of the bag.... I will let it ride.. because I am much mature than that... and I have better things to do... Like I said I have no problem telling u exactly what was said....




SO WITH ALL THAT BEING SAID, I AM SO READY TO KICK THIS FOOL IN THE HEAD. BUT I WILL REMAIN CALM, MATURE AND IN CONTROL. He is BLANTANTLY lying and spreading rumors that are not true...

Another sob story....

My son is living with his father for the 1st time in like...ahh FOREVER!
I wasn't really enthusiastic about the situation because I was bitter. I've
seen modified this emotion with acceptance. I've realized I cannot change
what it is, therefore, I can accept it and move forward. Yesterday, I was sitting '
on his porch hanging out with my son when his dad comes out there. He starts telling me about how his aunt is tripping about the amount of people he has living
there not paying any rent. So, here's a little FYI, His cousin is Andre Miller,
guard for Denver. He bought this property.. IT'S PAID FOR! Yet his mother,
whom is the aunt in question, is gauging the rent to collect more.
She is charging $700 per person for a 2 bedroom house.. LOL Anyhow, he goes
on to tell me how he has to pay for one of his cousins who can't pay. He says
he needs me to keep buying Quin's food. My first reaction, (in my mind that it)
was Yea right Motha Fucca... LOL I have been taking care of this child for
11 years and have not received as much as a penny! The nerve of him complaining to
me about money!! I pay out over $1682 worth of bills and here he is asking me
for food money. That's a laugh...BREATHE CHERISE... so I took a deep breath,
smiled and said Ok. He is MY son before anything else. And I will do whatever
I have to for him. I think this is called MATURITY.

"And when we had our 1st kiss.. it happened on a Thursday...."

My crush is manifesting itself in a real way. This man is on my mind..
in my dreams and becoming a part of my life in a real way. His name is Kai.
He is about 6'3, his skin resembles smooth, dark chocolate. And his body, well
let's just say it speaks for itself. I met him about 4 months ago. I was actually
the 1st person he came in contact with before he was hired. (lucky him)
Anyhow, he was running late for his interview and I let him in the door.
I noticed him at that moment and ever since then... well, I've been crushing on
him. For awhile, I just watched him silently. Never approached him or spoke to him.
That's why having him in my living room last night was almost like a dream.


It was about a month before I got up enough courage to approach him. So I did
via e-mail. That started what he refers to as our, "verbal jousting". For weeks,
we exchanged e-mails back and forth about various topics. So during this informal
courtship we developed a cool relationship... then the worst thing happened.
I found out he'd dated another co-worker, whom I've become friends with. They have
broken up for about 2 years... so, what should I do?


I will tell you what my selfish ass did... I had him on my couch last night. My
head gently resting on his chest. I settled for a kiss on the check instead ...
I'm not in the business to hurt anyone... but it doesn't feel wrong when I am with
him. It feels like we belong together.

The I can't sleep, wtf list...

1.it's 7:25 a.m. and my ass has had maybe 3 hours of sleep
2.no i'm not on crack
3.i think i worked out a little too late
4.the gym is addicting once u get in
5."ring the alarm, I been going too long, but I'll be
damned if i c anotha chic on your arm!" Beyonce, B'Day
6.damn who pissed B off
7.lmao
8.i swear when i seen the video it was like watching myself
9.how scary is that
10."I don't want you, but I want it and I can't let it go" Beyonce B'day
11.yea, so that one line sums up all of my feelings
12.i'm crushing real hard on this dude
13.my co-worker
14.it's not good at all
15.i feel bad, but it's not like i KNEW before
16.he dated my now friend (of sorts) yea i'm rationalizing LMAO
17.i'm so attracted to him
18.i dream about him
19.he's gorgeous too
20.it's all bad
21.sEE I do have some morals even when other's don't
22.everytime I sEE aaron there is a problem
23."I'm tired of hearing from you... your texts, e-mails and phone calls...
just leave me alone" Aaron... on my saying Hello
24.my response... ok
25."You're an amazing person,but you can't start doing amazing things
until you start believing it" Aaron 6:58 p.m.
26.the definition of fucking bi polar
27."How can I be blamed, forgive me lord, I'm insane" Tupac, Friend Like Me..
28.don't flip me off white people.. i'm crazy...
29.she got scared when I jumped out of the car with high heels on
30.LMAO.. yea I'm bad.. PEACE
20."6 foot, dark skin, damn baby you got me open" Destiny's Child
21.so i digress
22.yesterday I came this close to kissing him
23.ooohhh cherise.... taking you back to...
24."I like, the way, you kiss me when we're playing the kissing game" High Five
25.Yea I used to sing that in church... LMAO
26.I never thought I would hear someone say, Jodeci is old
27.LMAO was it that long ago...
28.doesn't seem like it was... 15 years ago
25

for him... who keeps me flying high

the crush.

does he know I watch from afar...
not too close as to cause a commotion,but close enough to gather these emotions...inside...
like butterflies ...flying all around
...my heart speaks to him, but falls on a deaf ear...when he is near I'm intoxicated by his smell...I listen closely to every detail... he reveals... maybe next lifetime...but my now needs him like forever... oh! I forgot to mention...I never had these intentions...of getting close enough to touch him deeper than...
this abyss...I seem to be falling within... to no avail... to no end.
Am i wasting my time... contemplating...rhymes to his rhythm...sending subliminal messages...overwhelmed by this obsession.. to taste what is likely to spark a resurrection of suppressed erections...over-flowing- it could be mind blowing... if we could...
then it would... and we both know...
it's too late... to consummate these thoughts... or dreams...
into reality...

...Why do I ?

Why Do I Feel So Sad?
(Alicia Keys, Warryn Campbell)
Song 14 / time: 4:25


Friends we've been for so long
Now true colors are showing
Makes me wanna cry oh yes it does
?Cause I had to say goodbye

[chorus:]
By now I should know
That in time things would change
So it shouldn't be so bad
So why do I feel so sad

How can I adjust
To the way that things are going
It's killing me slowly
Oh I just want it to be how it used to be

?Cause I wish that I could stay
But in time things must change
So it shouldn't be so bad
So why do I feel so sad

You cannot hide the way you feel inside I realize
Your actions speak much louder than words
So tell me why oh

[chorus: 2x]

By now by now I should know
That in time things must grow
And I had to leave you behind
So why do I feel so sad
If it couldn't be that bad
Tell me why

[chorus]

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