The "He said WHAT" list

I've compiled a list of 10 quotes from different people... either friends, foes, or fools I don't know.. ALL MALE..
Enjoy?


1."Plus if you kill yourself I will find you in the afterlife and fuck you up! " Teej on me cutting myself... Only HE would think about fucking someone up in the aftelife.. Love u Teejie!

2."tell me ulove me" Aaron at 3am Saturday, OBVIOUSLY drunk

3."Baby let me tell you about this thing that goes on before the club. See, you step outta line and come and talk to me. I get your number and I take you out sometime. Look at you, pretty, pretty toes, girl... you don't know what I can do to u" Fat dude working the line at Cohiba... LMAO

4."Lue said he will stay with you but u have 2 go to church in the morning..." Spunky on me sleeping alone.

5."Sure, so ... How about dinner and fucking? We can discuss the definition of dating over dinner"... Steven's crazy ass on dating... I swear, the things I hear.. needless to say the dinner and fucking NEVER happened.

6."Girl, PLEASE! Do not stroke my ego, there is no need".. Chris on my best sex ever comment.. ;) lmao

7."Its ok to want more, thats ambition. It's a positive attribute. However, self loathing is not" Arlyn on my self esteem and life issues...

8."I'm disappointed in you.... I was gonna give u a chance, but last time I seen you, you were leaving with someone else. Lemme ask you something... Does size matter to you?" Some jerk at Cohiba that got cussed out shortly after making this statement.

9." when things get hard i always go inside my shell i should have been real. i am sorry. i still got luv 4 you." Church apologizing for EVERYTHING...

10. " I would never marry anyone that I can't pick up. What if she falls down and hurt's herself, plus you never want to be with someone that has the potential to knock you out!" Dee on dating BIG gurls.. hahahahaha too funny