The overdue "Weekend" list

1.Upon my entering Vroman's bookstore,"Excuse me ma'am,can you direct
me to the African American section"...clerk replied,"We don't have any
fiction,only HIStory stuff"
*Thought to self*, "Do I look like I came in
here for some fucking ZANE or Jerome Dickey? Dumb bitch"
Actual reply...
"Thanks, but I would like to see what you have.."
2. Needless to say I didn't buy any books from that place
3.My car has now reached a certified gansta status..limo tint windows,
loud stereo, crazy driver...LMAO
4.when the hell did I start numbering my lists?
5. that damn Teej.. and here it comes... FISTING.. LMAO
6.This is my 2nd week of 6-5pm M-F.. last week it took it's toll
I cannot be responsible for the person I am AFTER 5pm.
7.I spent way too much money this week..
8.But Hell, that's what I'm working all this OT for right? that and
school clothes...
9.When the hell did the laundrymat get soo WEIRD.
10.Damn I miss my washer and dryer in Vegas :(
11. First weird episode... I'm sitting on the folding tables
yaking on the phone.... Weird guy # 1 says, "That's my sister,
you have a pretty face." He then walks away.
12.OKAAAY.. so my face is pretty, but the rest of me must be
pretty ugly... LMAO
13.Yea Perry, I had to re-think that statement... not that
most appealing line to say to a lady... LOL
14.Weird Guy # 2.. ok he is going to require a few lines.. lol
15.He's playing Basketball in the parking lot.. uhhh there is
no hoop
16.I'm walking to my car and he runs up to me and asks,"Ah, do
you have your cell phone charger? I need to borrow it?" Weird
guy is sweating.. and panting like a dog...
17.WTF? My cell phone charger?? who the hell is he? Felicia?
18.My reply," get the hell away from my car, FOOL!"
19.He ran away
20.Why the hell is everyone pregnant?
21.Every friend or Family member with the exception of 2
are with child and on their way to the alter
22.I picked a fine time to be single
23.Yea, I never felt so SINGLE in my life
24.Hung out with Shamika on Saturday... cool cool cool
25.we always end up shopping and eating
26.side of the road fruit is the shhhhhit
27.ya'll ain't knowing about the fruit lady *wink*
28.i didn't eat much this weekend.. back to that *sigh*
29.can't have a list without mentioning HIM
30.Didn't see him this weekend, except to go pick up my bra
31.LOL yea my bra and it's NOT what u think
32.he looked handsome as usual
33.he is still a jerk to me and I have to remind myself
of it everytime i get lonely
34.I met another guy named..**drum roll please**
35.AARON
36.He lives where?
37.In compton
38. AND he is a Sheriff
39.No thanks, I can do without ANYMORE Aaron's in my life,especially
one associated with the fucking POLICE...
40."Fuck yo couch, Nigga"......."I'm rick james bitch!"
41.That was the best shit ever!