I can't even make this SHHH up LIST and other shit

*** I cannot, I repeat, CANNOT even make this stuff up***


1.have u ever seen 2 old ass people fight?
2.albertson's, 7pm.. fight in produce
3.little, fragile old lady throwing tomatoes at her fragile husband
4.then she rams him with the car... this is where I intervene
5."excuse me... u really shouldn't beat him up in the store, someone
may call the police on you"
6. old lady replied, " Mind your business, this is a private matter!"
7.I walk away laughing... everyone in the store is laughing
8.I walk into the meat department and she is throwing cans at him
and ramming him with the cart..
9.is you don't believe me... ask Arlyn, he was on the phone with me when the
whole thing happened....
10.Again, I tried to help the helpless man, but the old lady attempted to
attack me with my own cart.. LOL (yea she was about 90)
11. Me in response to be attacked by the crazy old lady: "Hey, I fight
old people" LMAO whatever .....ya'll would have done the same thing...
12. Old lady: "Fuck off"
13. Me: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
14. Gay dude..."That's just evil" in his best Diana Ross voice.
15.Jamaican dude: "See I am glad u are here to see this because the
man always gets blamed.That is just wrong for her to beat that man up"
16.Yes the ENTIRE store was involved
17.I look up and notice his seraded teeth that were EXTRA yellow.
18.He notices ME **blushing* cause I think I'm cute
19.Giving myself props ** gotta do that sometimes**
20.Right Teej ;)
21. so he gives me the cheesiest line
22.I'm trying to bring ya up, baby not down
23.here comes larry
24.offering pictures of himself
25.the shirt said," I'm sick of these TIDE azz hoes"
26.Why black people, Why?
27.next cheesy line...
28.every car need a spare tire and i will be that spare tire to
help u and give u everything u need...
29.Yes, that is how he signed the picture.
30.I spotted 3 jheri curls in the DMV
31.Yup 3 and one of them was fresh out of the bag
32.Finally got my plate... I settled on So Poetc

33.I think dee is really crazy
34.so guess what I did this weekend...
35. I played with a stripper
36.the same one from a few years ago
37."I never dreamed you'd leave in Summer. You said you would be here when
it rained... Oh I never dreamed you'd leave in summer...."
Common feat Lauryn Hill "Stay"
38.I miss him from time to time

39.Every time I see him it sets me back like a whole month
40. I seen him on Saturday night at my sis's bday party
41.It started out bad
42.It ended with a kiss
43.I'm tired of people mistaking me for a latina
44.that ain't what I'm taking Spanish for!
45.the boy started Jr.High..must be nice to have a momma that dresses you like this:


46.i'm going to try NOT to cry.... I CRIED!
47.i'm so worried for him
48.i worry way too much sometimes
49.3 days off and I am tired as hell
50.you would've thought I got some sleep... fat chance!