Anyhow, i'm pretty bored. I went out of the house to go pay bills.. WHoo hooo! So much fun. It's a beautiful day. In a minute I'm going to get my depressed ass in the shower and out into the sunshine... I got a kitten.. we'll see how that works out. I was talked into it by a co worker.. Not really my cup of tea, but what harm could it do. Worse comes to worse I will give it to my niece. I'm not going to speak about him. I went for a long walk last nite and I realized I'm only hurting myself and putting myself thru trauma by holding on. So, I let go. Really. Please believe me.
We'll see what happens from here on out. My tarot card reading said today was going to look much better... well, this is how today feels
***Some random funny ish I seen while out today***
I was on my way to get my kitten when I hit a red light. So, I'm sitting there listening to my Biggie...*head bobbing* wind blowing thru my hair....
the light turns green & I'm just about to step on the gas when this white dude comes strolling out in the middle of the intersection! He looked like someone just beat the shit out of him. He's carrying a big ass backpack and a shovel! Yup a shovel...
Why the hell did he have a shovel A & B what was he gonna do with it? Hit someone?
Bury their ass in the desert somewhere? Well, I just waited for him to cross because he didn't look too swell.LMAO! So, I get my kitten, who is cute as can be. I named her Simone. I'm stuck on that name right now,don't know why. Willie wanted me to name her Willie..Not! Who names their kitty Willie anyway? As I drove back home I stopped off at Walmart to get my kitty some stuff. Always something or someone funny @ Walmart. I'm walking to my car when I'm approached by a man. Ahhhh! Not just any man either. 6ft 3 I'd assume apprx 230 lbs,handsome I guess... BUT there's a catch...this guy has on all green. Not just any green. LIME green.Bright ass lime green shoes, a matching do-rag, a lime green t-shirt (with the side creases lol) And a lime green wrist band. It was everything I could do NOT to bust out laughing in baby's face. (LOL LOL all in my head). He looked like a chocolate leprechan. ** Reese Looking at the sky for the rainbow & pot of gold** Well, it got funnier ya'll as soon as Lucky Charms started to speak...Conversation went like this...
Lucky Charms : Hey Hey (stuttering) Waaassup U U stay round hur
(country accent)
Reese: Not much...yea around the corner (still pushing cart to car)
Lucky Charms: OooH Yeeaa (still stuttering) well U U gootta Man?
that that u u son?
Reese: Flashing ring on left hand I have a Fiance' ( lying..sorta )(thinking I'm so glad I still have this ring) and yea that's my son
Lucky Charms: Well well, if u u ever git rid of yo maa an can I I give u my
num number so we we can kick it?
Reese: Sure! (anything to get him outta my way)
Lucky charms hands me his number on the back of a wrinkled evenlope...Andreas it says 325-****. I shove it in my purse. It will find it's way to the trash can later. No need to break his heart now.. lol I start to walk away and he is still following me.. Trying to be a gentleman, I guess... He says "Le lemme git dos bags fur yer aiight lil momma" I'm still trying not to laugh. MarQuin is looking at him crazy and I'm just wishing for Aaron.. (( sigh )) Is this what I'm destined to?
3 comments:
What it do Reese, thanks for comming thru tha tilt, I'm not a Pimp tho, I'm a Mack there's a difference.
Im mad you named him Lucky Charms. Lime green wristband?....the fuck? Where the hell do you even find a lime green wristband. Please know he searched long and hard for that shit!
LMAO.. Yes a Lime Green wristband...and he wasn't bad looking. Bad english though lol ... And you could spot him a mile away.... it was too funny and Marquin was just looking at him.. when we got in the car Quin was like, Green is probably his favorite color like mine.. I just laughed.
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